For all the Mothers and Fathers-to-be at the house of HOTASBALLS

Special thanks to Mister in Tokyo for unearthing this for me.

This is one of many versions of Japanese folk song futaatsu, one version of which was sampled by Edan on Sing it shitface.

We go international on our beat digging cos we’re dope like that.

Edan’s new album echo party is out now from Lewis recordings, check it out to see how far he’s come since this.

Be warned that the vinyl is strictly limited to 1000 copies and each has slightly differing artwork all hand done by the boy Portnoy.

outlook express.for all those who have been living under the hip-hop rug, jay smooth breaks it down.

Due to their refined acting skills, comedic sensibilities and impeccable timing, two particular characters have been specifically highlighted in the latest season of Curb Your Enthusiasm, one has been Larrys new house-mate Leon and the never-ending one-liners from actor JB Smoove, and the other is the man with long line of signatured tracksuits and the oddest lookin syrup we ever done seen, Marty Funkhouser played by Bob Einstein

After picking up a handicapped woman [quite literally in one scene], Larry heads home with her to find that she feels nothing ‘downstairs’ because she’s disabled from the waist down, or is it due to Larrys lack of game in the bedroom region? Remembering that the show is pretty much improvised the whole way through, this kind of material is bananas

Classic Leon and Larry from Denise Handicap

Leon: You did your dizzle on her, right?
Larry: Yeah, I did my dizzle.
Leon: That means you did your fuckin thing. Bring the fuckin ruckus to that ass, Larry.
Larry: Oh, I suppose you think you could’ve gotten a response?
Leon: You God damn right, Larry.
Larry: Bullshit.
Leon: I would’ve had that ass tap dancing, Larry. I don’t fuck around. Give me her God damn number. I’ll go over there and twist that ass up, Larry. I’d bend that bitch like Beckham.

See for yerself, the entire Season 7 is below…

Shouts to Truth from PhilaFlava

1. Funkhouser’s Crazy Sister

2. Vehicular Fellatio

3. The Reunion

4. The Hot Towel

5. Denise Handicap

6. The Bare Midriff

7. The Black Swan

8. Officer Krupke

9. The Table Read

of the moment is joe rogan.no homo etc, but the dude is spot on.

chuurch!

nice li’l history on everyone’s favourite thing to hate.wierd al chips in..

word.

most hip hop fans don’t know about spoonie gee?

“c’mon, son!”

how does one choose a suitable name for a child…?

mayum?

cheers.

also known as “Fonky Expedition”
Sometimes when it’s pissing down here in the L, ie, all the time,
my mind wanders back to the yay area, not that it doesn’t piss down there too but I get a yearning to cruise the highway with the top down and bust out some fonkiness.
here TCD let us guys know that girls can do G-funk too, even if they do sound like men.

i ain’t gonna front and say i was a big fan of the black keys in the past,i liked the band and the production, but i always thought the singer was a bit wick, wick wack(sorry).it appears i wasn’t the only one thinking that, cos dame dash( he has no idea how camp that sounds),the man behind jay-z, has dragged them to new york to work with some of his peoples in the “field of hip-hop” and let’s just say i’m hyped about the results…some sort of super-trendy version of the judgment night soundtrack: BLACKROC.

now for the cool part. video from the studio sessions..

lovely old analogue gear and cool white dudes seem to have the rappers sprung, ,and they rise to challenge, and come with it.

in this clip, mos def, who i’m liking more as i become less of hater, vibes with the band, and make a song.he can’t sing..but.

jim jones, rap’s pauly from rocky passes through, and “feels it out”, whilst puffing the magic dragon, and actually spits some poetry.

rza smokes out, grabs the guitar, i cringe, then stands up and directs a masterpiece.you can see the abbot’s brain working.awesomes.

nikki wray and jim jones come, through, dash accafools, and the magic is in the air.no phil collins.

the l/p is out on the 27th.