How POLO can you go AKA ‘When you see the horsey its real serious’

Pulling off the sartorial splendor of a true Lo-Life is an art in itself, but below we take a disturbing glimpse into the world of Ralphy peripherals. As ever, Thirstin gets the salute for keepin all things Ralphy really-real.

If your only source of Ralph Lauren with an edge is TK Maxx cheapo-cheapo business from your local spot, and you have some myopic idea that you look like an extra from a Mobb Deep promo, think again, get off yer arse and find some nuts/ identity of yer own/ vintage Nautica. Be aware that there’s a very fine line between lookin like some child fiddling uncle with a beard-trimmer issue, and looking good.

If you dress your little one in a Lo baby-grow, you automatically get votes. If, like the good folk from Londons own, you happen to buy and sell some of the finest sourced Ralphy on the planet, you also automatically get votes. Big shouts to Seth

FYI. If you see grown men in South London wearing snow-friendly all-in-one orange and green camo POLO with matching spotted Hunters and hockey masks, that’ll be the staff from HOTASBALLS en route to Waitrose to buy onion relish

4 responses to “How POLO can you go AKA ‘When you see the horsey its real serious’

  1. Personally I could never buy into the whole ‘preppy’ look of RL as it seemed to be a little false in my eyes.
    Having said that I still rock a pair of RL Chaps swimming shorts whenever I go for a smooth dip.

    Throwing out gems at us like “child fiddling uncle with a beard-trimmer issue” only makes me want to get my RSS reader on some First Class immediate delivery shizzle as I need H.A.B. output on the quickness.

  2. CHAPS= Could of had a polo shirt, CHeap ass Polo Shit.

    Chaps is wack!

  3. i had polos years before this video came out, mint AND fruit flavoured, what’s the deal?

  4. You sure don’t find Polo chapstick at the Bicester or Cheshire Oaks Polo stores.

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