Category Archives: Comedic Rap

“I barbeque my girl to this, on the regs”

thank god tim actually woke up…woke up and realised just how close to tony blackburn he was in danger of becoming. Since joining radio 1’s daytime crew, and, i assume having to deal with subjects, people and guests outside his comfort zone, he actually seems to of grown a sense of humour! Everything about this clip is dope..from how many times he says “baby”, oblivious to the fact it sounds wierd, to the way he comes across as j.ross-style creepy.it’s like he’s laughing at how ridiculous you have to be to be in Hip-Hop right  now….

dick jokes are always in fashion..bonus, here’s some bars Large Sean flipped while in the session. safe and secure…makes me wanna press play and record. westwood is Back.

and for people who aren’t too keen on these new fangled beats, here he “goes in” over “iv’e got five on it” with chip the Ripper, and Curren$y..allow the dj.

Says it all…

iv’e been realworldin.

“Childbirth, Colin Firth”

gregory brothers effteedubbleuuu.

“And if you dont know, now you know..”

Snaps Comedy CD AKA Bizmarkie Tracy Morgan & Coolio tellin Mom jokes…

There are dozens of blogs that simply feature downloads, but HOTASBALLS have never had the desire to just post music without offering opinion, that’s wack, and blinkered, and a bit silly in the scheme of things really.

I’ve been asked to contribute to the archives at http://www.olasunbekons.com, and as youll know, archive access is a terrible thing to waste, so I accepted. Olas have very little to say [and I’d much rather be contributing to a site that uses simple design and Helvetica as a type-face], but when they do, they are bang on it with enough info to inspire a cheeky download that may have passed you by otherwise, the strength of titles across genres is deep and of course, like http://www.hqhiphop.net the quality of transfers are all great, whether VLS, CD or TC [tape cassettes will also feature as part of the bounty too as seen with my 1st, a rare as hens hind-legs UK Hip-Hop holy grail, the unreleased promo cassette of Blak Twangs Dettwork S.E. alblum].

I have no interest in French or Australian Rap myself but Im often surprised at the titles that consistently appear each week, that’s why Olas became a regular RSS feature. Just this morning, one of the many Masters of Records there, DJ Warlord, kindly upped a 15 minute P Funk work-out from 1981 that features George Clinton and Bootsy, rare and totally random, and tasty…

I never imagined that I’d ever want to distribute anything from my masses of digital music, but im beginning to warm to sharing when I see the amount of people downloading them. I know folk appreciate, I just prefer more banter. I came to this conclusion cos I recognise that as much as I’ve wanted to thank every single blogger/ host for sharing good shit when Ive been the ripper, I dont thank em every time. This is me returning the favour with a mere sliver of my collection

Im gonna upload this one here first. It’s a Comedy alblum released on Big Beat Records in 95 that has a few interestin people on it. Check the CD credits; Biz, Tracy Morgan, Carlos Mencia, Faizon Love, Ricky Harris, Coolio, and even, erm, Lords Of The Underground. Ostensibly it’s a collection of Mom jokes that should bolster your back-catalogue next time you plan on baggin on yer mates

SNAPS CD www.multiupload.com/28TDEHFKW9

A series of publications followed that are all still available.

Go to http://www.olasunbekons.com/search/label/IRISH_CRAIG for more completely picked at random high quality downloads…

MELROSE.

murs is always on some shit, with his collaborations, but this could be the step too far.funny tho…terrace martin produces..how do these dudes find the time?

Rap News 6 Wikileaks

if you didn’t know.now you do.